All the time
Because life's too short to be boring.
The Other Side of the FAQs
It’s different here on this side of the FAQs... where FAQs and fiction meet and bad puns occasionally run amok.
Q: You started in with the Monty Python, not me.
A: It’s a fair court.
Q: See, you did it again!
A: No I didn’t.
Q: Right. Let's get to the next bit, shall we...
Q: African or Asian gazelle?
A: Stop that.
Q: Is your wife okay with that last bit?
A: No. But, a guy can dream.
Q: Am I going to need to take a shower after this interview?
A: Only if you keep playing hard to get.
Q: Please. There may be immature minds in the room.
A: Just you and me.
Q: I rest my case.
A: Do you have another question?
Q: Yeah, what the heck am I doing here?
A: Same as all of us, brother - just kicking around on this big rock in space.
Q: That was a rhetorical question.
A: So now you want to interview someone else?
Q: God, do I. Okay, next...
Q: Couldn’t we just go until pigs fly or Hell freezes over?
A: Pick your poison.
Do bumblebees know that they aren’t able to fly?
Does Congress still spend money like a drunken sailor, even though you can hear the pennies rattling around in the Treasury piggybank?
Does Britney know we don’t want to see that anymore (most never did)?
Or, as someone else famous would say, “Can we do it? Yes, we can!” Quick quiz -- was that our President or Bob the Builder? I’ll give you a hint, the answer is “yes.”
Q: Isn’t that like being a little bit pregnant?
A: William, not Willamina, dude.
Q: I mean, how can you have stolen it and not stolen it? Are you running for office?
A: I did take it. But, I didn’t inhale. No, wait -- wrong forum. I did ejaculate, but only on the dress.
Q: Still wrong forum?
A: Er, yeah. Sorry. I did take it, but it was already mine. I own EntertainTheBrain.com, so it’s not stealing. I borrowed from myself... and I refuse to press charges.
Q: Thank God.
A: You're welcome.
Q: Okay, moving on...
Q: Can you elaborate on your other projects?
A: My lawyer advises me to “keep my big trap shut.”
Q: He sounds a little tight-lipped.
A: Oh, that’s nothing compared to the other end of him.